No mortgages For Contractors From First Direct

[NotAllThere]

ooooo - touchy. Go play with your toys, Joey.

[Diver]

Sorry - PM Junkie wants me to give him an update to the update I gave him ten minutes -

Sorry PM - Was too busy adding to your bulltulip thread on what to buy Diver.

If you dont want to post the get the f**k out of here

Oy!

There's nothing Bulltulip about buying diver prezzies pal

[BrilloPad]

Sorry, could you mention your rate again?

FTFY.

Of course they are talking nonsense. Everyone knows they must have meant £500/hour.