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Previously on "No mortgages For Contractors From First Direct"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Sorry, could you mention your rate again?
    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    FTFY.
    Of course they are talking nonsense. Everyone knows they must have meant £500/hour.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by joey122 View Post
    Sorry - PM Junkie wants me to give him an update to the update I gave him ten minutes -

    Sorry PM - Was too busy adding to your bulltulip thread on what to buy Diver.

    If you dont want to post the get the f**k out of here
    Oy!

    There's nothing Bulltulip about buying diver prezzies pal

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  • NotAllThere
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    ooooo - touchy. Go play with your toys, Joey.

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  • joey122
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    Another thread about an undoubtedly mythical subject started by joey122. Beats me why people keep humouring him with an answer.

    Notice how he starts a thread, and then never appears on it again?
    Sorry - PM Junkie wants me to give him an update to the update I gave him ten minutes -

    Sorry PM - Was too busy adding to your bulltulip thread on what to buy Diver.

    If you dont want to post the get the f**k out of here

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    Notice how he starts a thread, and then never appears on it again?
    Maybe he does.

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Another thread about an undoubtedly mythical subject started by joey122. Beats me why people keep humouring him with an answer.

    Notice how he starts a thread, and then never appears on it again?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    She obviously knew you were bulltulipting when you said your rate was 500 a day.
    Depends on units of that 500, can be gladiators...

    IGMC...

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Originally posted by joey122 View Post
    Just tried to get a 3.5 times mortgage - Told the young lass I was on 500 a day and she though I meant a month!!

    Has anyone here got a mortgage recently??
    She obviously knew you were bulltulipting when you said your rate was 500 a day.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    FTFY.
    TY

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Sorry, could you mention your imaginary rate again?
    FTFY.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by joey122 View Post
    Just tried to get a 3.5 times mortgage - Told the young lass I was on 500 a day and she though I meant a month!!

    Has anyone here got a mortgage recently??
    Sorry, could you mention your rate again?

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  • administrator
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    First option is to lie to get past the dizzy front-line people. Second is to go through the like of:
    http://www.contractoruk.com/money/mo...quotation.html

    This is Contractor Money. I rang them a few months ago and they came back with some good rates. If you ring them tell them you heard about them on CUK

    Let us know if you don't get the kind of deal you would get on the open market...

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  • joey122
    started a topic No mortgages For Contractors From First Direct

    No mortgages For Contractors From First Direct

    Just tried to get a 3.5 times mortgage - Told the young lass I was on 500 a day and she though I meant a month!!

    Has anyone here got a mortgage recently??

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