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FFS!!!!Originally posted by Tingles View PostPublic Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k. -
Pidgeon, bah. Tell me when it's a big fat lady, I'd watch that.
PS Or a baboon.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Which side has this wayward bird defected too?Photographs taken for Google's Street View service showed the pigeon defecting on the screen of the Street view car in Los Angeles.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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He's a stool pigeonOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWhich side has this wayward bird defected too?

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Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the security camera ...
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