www.xoggoth.org is extremely interesting. SD. I only have 3 visitors to my knowledge. 4 would be nice
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I think Sajjamists prefer to have a low profile Xoggoth, altough I hear there might be some competition from these new fangled Satinduists.Originally posted by xoggothwww.xoggoth.org is extremely interesting. SD. I only have 3 visitors to my knowledge. 4 would be niceComment
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Went to Amsterdam on a stag weekend a few years ago and did the usual raffle for who gets to go with one of the lovely ladies.
A friend who shall remain nameless (Simon H*****) won and picked one he fancied the look of. Paid his money and - because he'd not done anything like that before - started to undress. Aforementioned lady apparently re-appeared and laughed at him neatly folding his clothes, and once he was settled performed a "sex act" on him.
We'd only got a few hundred yards away from where he was when he caught us up. It had apparently taken him longer to undress than it had done for him to come to a conclusion.
I must say we all felt slightly cheated.Comment
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Originally posted by supremepodsWent to Amsterdam on a stag weekend a few years ago and did the usual raffle for who gets to go with one of the lovely ladies.
A friend who shall remain nameless (Simon H*****) won and picked one he fancied the look of. Paid his money and - because he'd not done anything like that before - started to undress. Aforementioned lady apparently re-appeared and laughed at him neatly folding his clothes, and once he was settled performed a "sex act" on him.
We'd only got a few hundred yards away from where he was when he caught us up. It had apparently taken him longer to undress than it had done for him to come to a conclusion.
I must say we all felt slightly cheated.
There is only one thing worse than visiting a prostitute and that is not visiting a prostitute.
So Ive heard anyway.
PS As I mentioned the RL girls in the Dam doubled their prices when the Euro was introduced from 50 guilders to 100 Guilders ie 50 Euros, I am sure that this accounts for the Dutch hostility and rejection of the EC Constitution, but nobody will admit to this in public.
PPS Have you noticed that people never use their real names in a brothel, apart from me as all the girls in Brussels always say Bonjour Alf ! when I perform my nightly review.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 December 2005, 15:18.Comment
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