For Christmas I'd like........

[Diver]

A job closer to home on the same or greater Money (Permy)

[AtW]

A job closer to home on the same or greater Money (Permy)

That's a bit selfish kind of a wish, innit?

What happened to wishing world peace, end of global warming? Hmm, judging by the weather someone wished that last year

[HairyArsedBloke]

... to wake up to the sight of the background in my avatar.

[Diver]

That's a bit selfish kind of a wish, innit?

What happened to wishing world peace, end of global warming? Hmm, judging by the weather someone wished that last year

I'd settle for a Nuclear holocaust, rising sea levels flooding 80% of the globe, and plagues of biblical proportions if it means getting that job

Ok! so maybe I am a bit selfish

[AtW]

I'd settle for a Nuclear holocaust, rising sea levels flooding 80% of the globe

Water already covers 72% of the globe

[Diver]

Water already covers 72% of the globe

Covers not floods as specified in my post

[PM-Junkie]

...sex

But I'm married so it ain't going to happen.

And before some comedian replaces "married" with "fat and ugly"...yup, that's why playing away won't happen either

[AtW]

Covers not floods as specified in my post

Covers after flood!

[Zippy]

I think I'd like a contract but I'll probably get an iPhone

[norrahe]

Covers after flood!

depends on your insurance policy