For Christmas I'd like........

[Diver]

...sex

But I'm married so it ain't going to happen.

And before some comedian replaces "married" with "fat and ugly"...yup, that's why playing away won't happen either

At least you're honest

[AtW]

depends on your insurance policy

Surely flooding on such a grand scale is an Act of God, or in other words not covered by insurance?

[norrahe]

I think for xmas I'd like Mr Norr to get a gig

[norrahe]

Covers after flood!

depends on your insurance policy

[Zippy]

I think I'd like a contract but I'll probably get an iPhone

[AtW]

Covers not floods as specified in my post

Covers after flood!

[PM-Junkie]

...sex

But I'm married so it ain't going to happen.

And before some comedian replaces "married" with "fat and ugly"...yup, that's why playing away won't happen either

[Diver]

Water already covers 72% of the globe

Covers not floods as specified in my post

[AtW]

I'd settle for a Nuclear holocaust, rising sea levels flooding 80% of the globe

Water already covers 72% of the globe

[Diver]

That's a bit selfish kind of a wish, innit?

What happened to wishing world peace, end of global warming? Hmm, judging by the weather someone wished that last year

I'd settle for a Nuclear holocaust, rising sea levels flooding 80% of the globe, and plagues of biblical proportions if it means getting that job

Ok! so maybe I am a bit selfish

[HairyArsedBloke]

... to wake up to the sight of the background in my avatar.

[AtW]

A job closer to home on the same or greater Money (Permy)

That's a bit selfish kind of a wish, innit?

What happened to wishing world peace, end of global warming? Hmm, judging by the weather someone wished that last year

[Diver]

A job closer to home on the same or greater Money (Permy)