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What are you having for christmas dinner?
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Pot Noodle, yum'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostPheasant, preferably road kill even if I have to chase it over a field.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostOne year at home we had two homemade puds and lots of dinner guests so Mum put the two round puds together in one large bowl to steam - they looked just like a huge fruity bum - tasted fantastic - Oh how we laughed..
- well we were all pissed at the time
well you can, I suppose
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm consulting "To Serve Man" for this year's repast.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostHTF do you make schnapps at home? I want to have a go now...
Crushed up potatoes/wheat/barley/other starchy base dumped into a large bin full of water. Add sugar and yeast, cover and leave to ferment for a week or so.
Drain off the liquid and distill to get the alchohol.
Drink at your own risk."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIn much the same way they make Poteen or other local illicit brews.
Crushed up potatoes/wheat/barley/other starchy base dumped into a large bin full of water. Add sugar and yeast, cover and leave to ferment for a week or so.
Drain off the liquid and distill to get the alchohol.
Drink at your own risk.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostHTF do you make schnapps at home? I want to have a go now...
Ingredients:
the fruit of one melon
1 bag of brown sugar
1 pair of womens tights
1 bowl
1 door with handle
Mix the fruit and sugar together and put into one leg of the tights
Place bowl at bottom of door under door handle
Hang tights from door handle so foot of tights is over bowl
Wait some weeks and the resulting liquid is a horrible yet pleasantly soporific brandy style drink“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMany years ago we used the following:
Ingredients:
the fruit of one melon
1 bag of brown sugar
1 pair of womens tights
1 bowl
1 door with handle
Mix the fruit and sugar together and put into one leg of the tights
Place bowl at bottom of door under door handle
Hang tights from door handle so foot of tights is over bowl
Wait some weeks and the resulting liquid is a horrible yet pleasantly soporific brandy style drinkConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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