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What are you having for christmas dinner?
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HTF do you make schnapps at home? I want to have a go now..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI used to make my own Christmas pud - I even have a round pud tin to steam it in - so we could have spherical puds a la Beano
So you don't cook it by steaming it tied in a muslin bag? (Which is why it is round)
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I declare fatwa on you for your heresy..Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
So you don't cook it by steaming it tied in a muslin bag? (Which is why it is round)
Oh, you said muslin.
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What, are you the pudding police?Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
So you don't cook it by steaming it tied in a muslin bag? (Which is why it is round)I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Hmmmnnn pudding.... yum!Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWhat, are you the pudding police?
Pud Plod 
That's voodooflux, Shirley?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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One year at home we had two homemade puds and lots of dinner guests so Mum put the two round puds together in one large bowl to steam - they looked just like a huge fruity bum - tasted fantastic - Oh how we laughed..
- well we were all pissed at the time
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Don't know, I get given bottles of it for doing a local community website although I did once get given a bottle in Zagreb when going to see the Croatia-Scotland match. Try thisOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostHTF do you make schnapps at home? I want to have a go now...
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