Originally posted by RichardCranium
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Pud Plod That's voodooflux, Shirley?
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Didn't they "pull" George Michael a while back???? Pud Plod
That's voodooflux, Shirley?Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Pot Noodle, yum
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Oddly enough two bits of road kill at the end of my drive this morning, a pheasant and a cat. And I always thought cats ignored road-kill.Originally posted by Paddy View PostInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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mm, you cant beat a fruity bum.Originally posted by Pogle View PostOne year at home we had two homemade puds and lots of dinner guests so Mum put the two round puds together in one large bowl to steam - they looked just like a huge fruity bum - tasted fantastic - Oh how we laughed..
- well we were all pissed at the time
well you can, I suppose
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Can I suggest the "men" you serveOriginally posted by zeitghostFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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In much the same way they make Poteen or other local illicit brews.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
Crushed up potatoes/wheat/barley/other starchy base dumped into a large bin full of water. Add sugar and yeast, cover and leave to ferment for a week or so.
Drain off the liquid and distill to get the alchohol.
Drink at your own risk."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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WHSOriginally posted by DaveB View Post
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Many years ago we used the following:Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
Ingredients:
the fruit of one melon
1 bag of brown sugar
1 pair of womens tights
1 bowl
1 door with handle
Mix the fruit and sugar together and put into one leg of the tights
Place bowl at bottom of door under door handle
Hang tights from door handle so foot of tights is over bowl
Wait some weeks and the resulting liquid is a horrible yet pleasantly soporific brandy style drink“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Unwashed tights, preferably from an elderly relative with athletes foot and toenail fungusOriginally posted by darmstadt View Post
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