50mph everywhere

[Moscow Mule]

You reading that paper you sat on?

Don't just sit there standin' - get a brush and do some ooverin.

[Pondlife]

Don't just sit there standin' - get a brush and do some ooverin.

Actually overheard some old bloke talking to his Mrs.

"Of course I luvs you, I buys you chips done I"

[Money Money Money]

Hey, take a seat while I get you a chair!

[Money Money Money]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

[Moscow Mule]

Actually overheard some old bloke talking to his Mrs.

"Of course I luvs you, I buys you chips done I"

I luvs you, I buys you chips, I **** you, what more do you want?

[sweetandsour]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

No. I can't put my finger on it but the phrasing being used sounds "correct" to my ears when used with a welsh accent.

Give me a moment, I'll try them again in geordie to see if that works too.

[Moscow Mule]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

Nope...

[sweetandsour]

Some sound OK in geordie but not all of them.

I think I might have traced the welsh clue to the reference to leaks back at the start.

[Pondlife]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

It's what I'm typing them in.

[bobhope]

pondlife

the folks live on the wrong side of the bridge

i dare not count how many times i paid the bridge tax at the weekend

for trips to the mall

Milan.

Are you saying you're welsh?