Reply to: 50mph everywhere

[milanbenes]

Bobhope,

ASB, yes mum and dad advised the same up through patchway

interestingly the yukky mall was quite empty at the weekend apart from the apple shop but i guess thats cos they was giving away t shirts innit

Milan.

[TriggerHippy]

Ithinkmycomputer'sspacebarisbroken.

[Pondlife]

There's tidy then.

Aye, there are some ceys missing and the ll gets repeated all the time.

[Paddy]

eh, how does that work?

100M from the tolls it's three lanes whereas there are 10+ toll booths.

in jest

[ASB]

pondlife

the folks live on the wrong side of the bridge

i dare not count how many times i paid the bridge tax at the weekend

for trips to the mall

Milan.

Could you actually get off the motorway for the mall at the weekend? (Hint when it's busy head down to RR do a Uey and then go through the estate just past the runway, brings you in at the top end by M+S.)

[Pondlife]

Electric vehicles are exempt from the charge. There is a sound sensor 100 metres before the toll that detects the noise from combustion engines. Do what the locals do, switch off you engine and coast through the toll.

eh, how does that work?

100M from the tolls it's three lanes whereas there are 10+ toll booths.

[Paddy]

M4 is a nightmare at the mo.

Just be glad you don't have to fork out the £5.40 for the bridge.

Electric vehicles are exempt from the charge. There is a sound sensor 100 metres before the toll that detects the noise from combustion engines. Do what the locals do, switch off you engine and coast through the toll.

[bobhope]

pondlife

the folks live on the wrong side of the bridge

i dare not count how many times i paid the bridge tax at the weekend

for trips to the mall

Milan.

Are you saying you're welsh?

[Pondlife]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

It's what I'm typing them in.

[sweetandsour]

Some sound OK in geordie but not all of them.

I think I might have traced the welsh clue to the reference to leaks back at the start.

[Moscow Mule]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

Nope...

[sweetandsour]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

No. I can't put my finger on it but the phrasing being used sounds "correct" to my ears when used with a welsh accent.

Give me a moment, I'll try them again in geordie to see if that works too.

[Moscow Mule]

Actually overheard some old bloke talking to his Mrs.

"Of course I luvs you, I buys you chips done I"

I luvs you, I buys you chips, I **** you, what more do you want?

[Money Money Money]

< Am I the only one reading these in a Welsh accent? >

[Money Money Money]

Hey, take a seat while I get you a chair!