A reminder of just how fortunate we are to have positioned ourselves as we have

[Mich the Tester]

Without reading the whole thread - why do I need to do this?

I don't think you do, and besides, it's quite difficult to pat yourself on the back. Thigh's easier.

[BlackenedBiker]

Without reading the whole thread - why do I need to do this?

Just treat your woman like you treat your kite........

[Mich the Tester]

Just treat your woman like you treat your kite........

What, pull on her hair and take small steps forward?

[BlackenedBiker]

What, pull on her hair and take small steps forward?

If I remember the quote it is:

Get in her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

There may have been a "woof" also.

RW please confirm....

[Spacecadet]

Just treat your woman like you treat your kite........

control badly, smash nose first into the ground and then stuff in the bin wondering when to get a new one?

[ratewhore]

If I remember the quote it is:

Get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

There may have been a "woof" also.

RW please confirm....

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[Sysman]

Talking about cost of living...

I've got the telly frozen on an advert for QuickQuid and it's showing

Typical 2356% APR

Yikes. If it's not a typo, that's real loan shark stuff.

Nope. Not a typo, for it's repeated on the final screen.

[Spacecadet]

Talking about cost of living...

I've got the telly frozen on an advert for QuickQuid and it's showing

Typical 2356% APR

Yikes. If it's not a typo, that's real loan shark stuff.

Nope. Not a typo, for it's repeated on the final screen.

It's on their website as well!
Along with the line "QuickQuid is helping hard-working Britons "

[Fred Bloggs]

Permie bloke at work here is going on 40. Lives with his parents , company car , unmarried.
Raves about his squash nights and his Belgian beer tasting forays into Altrincham and loves to show me his scar from his operation.

He doesnt take holidays, I think he is terrified that the company will discover they can get by without him. Every day is the same, and the weeks of his life merge into years, I can see it in his eyes and hear it in his voice.
And I think
Thank God I am a Contractor

I was that man. Thank god I'm not him now.

[Sysman]

It's on their website as well!
Along with the line "QuickQuid is helping hard-working Britons"