Thinking of getting the wife a puppy for Christmas but not sure how I should wrap it. I've heard that keeping them in a poly bag is not too good for them
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A Puppy For Christmas
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A Puppy For Christmas
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThinking of getting the wife a puppy for Christmas but not sure how I should wrap it. I've heard that keeping them in a poly bag is not too good for them"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Nope she actually wanted one of those micro pig things but at a grand a pop for a small bacon butty she can sod off. So I think she's after a dog - she wanted a labredoodle but has compromised on a cholocate coloured labrador!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Get her a sausage dog and see if it's possible to make it run upstairs with a h@rd on
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Posthas compromised on a cholocate coloured labrador!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh well, on the upside, you will never have to throw away food leftovers ever again. Those things are dustbins!!!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Surely she's already got two?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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