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Is that because Mrs Merkin President wanted one?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
I used to think so............then we got a German Shepherd Biatch! Fussy or what??Originally posted by DaveB View PostMost dogs will eat pretty much anything you put in front of them, although Labradors are a little more enthusiastic about it than most
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Sorry? A German Shepherd what?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI used to think so............then we got a German Shepherd Biatch! Fussy or what??My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI used to think so............then we got a German Shepherd Biatch! Fussy or what??A "German Shepard let's beat the CUK swear filter". A rare variation on the standard GSD breedOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostSorry? A German Shepherd what?
And I did say *most* dogs.
If the dog is getting fussy about food then you need to nip it in the bud. If you are feeding a good quality food, dry or tinned, then you just have to be firm with the dog. Put the food down and leave it down till she eats it. A healthy dog will not starve itself.
Giving in and changing foods frequently, or worse giving it the same food you eat, will just reinforce the behaviour and you are in danger of ending up with a dog that rules your life according to what she feels like eating that day.."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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If the dog is getting fussy about food then you need to nip it in the bud. [/QUOTE]
I would eat what you gave me if you were to nip my bud.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Can't we say bitch? It is a perfectly legitimate word.Originally posted by DaveB View PostA "German Shepard let's beat the CUK swear filter".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I agree e.g. that Dawn Primarolo is a right bitch!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCan't we say bitch? It is a perfectly legitimate word.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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left bitch, Shirley?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postthat Dawn Primarolo is a right bitch!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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