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Aside from the obvious Tiger Woods jokes, the continued existence of that company is a monument to human folly. Nowhere on the internet can so much bulltulip be found on one site, no not even here on CUK.
You could actually clip and paste random sections of sentences from that site and it all make just as much sense. For example `Our High Performance Business research is not only a protection against risk, but also a unique approach to talent and workforce analytics that delivers customer-centricity to France Telecom’s growth strategy.´ See what I did?
I'm sure their articles are generated by a random sentence machine. And yet, people read them and then hire Accidenture at silly rates to come and sell them a 'compelling
set of practical insights for organizations that aspire to high performance.'
How do they do it?Last edited by Mich the Tester; 3 December 2009, 11:29.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
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[QUOTE=Mich the Tester;1017076]`Our High Performance Business research is not only a protection against risk, but also a unique approach to talent and workforce analytics that delivers customer-centricity to France Telecom’s growth strategy.´ QUOTE]
As I did some datawarehouse work for FT i've just cut and pasted that into my company website ... cheersComment
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Don't bring your tricks to planet EarthOriginally posted by zeitghostI was thinking drugs, brainwashing or hypnotism.
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I think he's just spotted another potential hole to aim forOriginally posted by bandit_legs View PostCoffee's for closersComment
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http://www.nhshistory.net/cvhewitt.htmOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAside from the obvious Tiger Woods jokes, the continued existence of that company is a monument to human folly. Nowhere on the internet can so much bulltulip be found on one site, no not even here on CUK.
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How do they do it?
Director of Research for Andersen Consulting (now Accenture) (1994-97).
It's not what you know, or how good you are...Comment
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He certainly appears to be deep in the bush in that picOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostI think he's just spotted another potential hole to aim forComment
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Nah. Let's get to it.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAside from the obvious Tiger Woods jokes,
"High Performance. Delivered." Straight into a fire hydrant.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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