Accenture.com

[bandit_legs]

www.accenture.com

Opportunity isnt always obvious.

 

[Mich the Tester]

Aside from the obvious Tiger Woods jokes, the continued existence of that company is a monument to human folly. Nowhere on the internet can so much bulltulip be found on one site, no not even here on CUK.

You could actually clip and paste random sections of sentences from that site and it all make just as much sense. For example `Our High Performance Business research is not only a protection against risk, but also a unique approach to talent and workforce analytics that delivers customer-centricity to France Telecom’s growth strategy.´ See what I did?

I'm sure their articles are generated by a random sentence machine. And yet, people read them and then hire Accidenture at silly rates to come and sell them a 'compelling
set of practical insights for organizations that aspire to high performance.'

How do they do it?

 

[NickFitz]

How do they do it?

Simples

 

[Jeebo72]

`Our High Performance Business research is not only a protection against risk, but also a unique approach to talent and workforce analytics that delivers customer-centricity to France Telecom’s growth strategy.´ QUOTE]

As I did some datawarehouse work for FT i've just cut and pasted that into my company website ... cheers

 

[BA to the Stars]

I was thinking drugs, brainwashing or hypnotism.

Don't bring your tricks to planet Earth grey

 

[Spacecadet]

www.accenture.com

Opportunity isnt always obvious.

I think he's just spotted another potential hole to aim for

 

[DimPrawn]

Aside from the obvious Tiger Woods jokes, the continued existence of that company is a monument to human folly. Nowhere on the internet can so much bulltulip be found on one site, no not even here on CUK.

...

How do they do it?

http://www.nhshistory.net/cvhewitt.htm

Director of Research for Andersen Consulting (now Accenture) (1994-97).


It's not what you know, or how good you are...

 

[oracleslave]

I think he's just spotted another potential hole to aim for

He certainly appears to be deep in the bush in that pic

 

[thunderlizard]

Simples

It is generally taken to mean that there are (and always will be) a lot of gullible people in the world.

Thus Wikipedia inadvertantly explains its own continued existence.

 

[RichardCranium]

Aside from the obvious Tiger Woods jokes,

Nah. Let's get to it.

"High Performance. Delivered." Straight into a fire hydrant.