Best Comedy on telly right now

[Clippy]

Without doubt, 30 Rock.

[d000hg]

Peep show if the series hadn't just ended. QI is pretty good.

[NickFitz]

The Thick of It

Or The ******* Thick of It if your name is Malcom Tucker

+1

[Moscow Mule]

The Thick of It

Or The ******* Thick of It if your name is Malcom Tucker

+1

+ Several million

Responding to knock at his door: "Come the **** in or **** the **** off."

• Tucker's Law (out-take from the Spinners & Losers special): "If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ******* **** it up cause that ****'s a ****."

• Moaning about minister on the phone: "He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo."

• To a pair of rival advisors: "Laurel and ******* Hardy! Glad you could join us. Did you manage to get that piano up the stairs OK?"

• Dressing down MP, Geoff Holhurst: "You're so back-bench, you've actually ******* fallen off. You're out by the ******* bins where I put you."

• Commenting on Ben Swain's disastrous Newsnight appearance: "All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra."

• Bollocking a communications department employee: "How much ******* tulip is there on the menu and what ******* flavour is it?"

• Advising minister Hugh Abbot to keep up with the zeitgeist: "You've got 24 hours to sort out your policy on EastEnders, right? Or you're for the halal butchers."

• Note passed to assistant Jamie during meeting with blue-sky thinker Julius Nicholson: "Please could you take this note, ram it up his hairy inbox and pin it to his ******* prostate."

• Admonishing junior adviser Ollie Reeder to respect government property: "Feet off the furniture you Oxbridge twat, you're not on a punt now."

[Spacecadet]

+ Several million

One of Malcoms sayings/quotes should come into more general use

NOMFUP: NOt My FU***** Problem

[NickFitz]

+ Several million

<Inordinate number of Malcolm Tucker quotes>

Now you've broken the asterisk bit of the ROM in the character generator on my VDU

[moorfield]

The Thick of It

Or The ******* Thick of It if your name is Malcom Tucker

+1.