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Previously on "Best Comedy on telly right now"
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One of Malcoms sayings/quotes should come into more general useOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View Post+ Several million
NOMFUP: NOt My FU***** ProblemLast edited by Spacecadet; 1 December 2009, 23:29.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThe Thick of It
Or The ******* Thick of It if your name is Malcom Tucker+ Several millionOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post+1
Originally posted by Malcolm TuckerResponding to knock at his door: "Come the **** in or **** the **** off."
• Tucker's Law (out-take from the Spinners & Losers special): "If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ******* **** it up cause that ****'s a ****."
• Moaning about minister on the phone: "He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo."
• To a pair of rival advisors: "Laurel and ******* Hardy! Glad you could join us. Did you manage to get that piano up the stairs OK?"
• Dressing down MP, Geoff Holhurst: "You're so back-bench, you've actually ******* fallen off. You're out by the ******* bins where I put you."
• Commenting on Ben Swain's disastrous Newsnight appearance: "All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra."
• Bollocking a communications department employee: "How much ******* tulip is there on the menu and what ******* flavour is it?"
• Advising minister Hugh Abbot to keep up with the zeitgeist: "You've got 24 hours to sort out your policy on EastEnders, right? Or you're for the halal butchers."
• Note passed to assistant Jamie during meeting with blue-sky thinker Julius Nicholson: "Please could you take this note, ram it up his hairy inbox and pin it to his ******* prostate."
• Admonishing junior adviser Ollie Reeder to respect government property: "Feet off the furniture you Oxbridge twat, you're not on a punt now."
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It's very well written and extremely funny, more so if you know people who behave exactly like them.Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
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You mean this?Originally posted by Stan.goodvibes View PostThe Big Bang Theory
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898266/
Looks like a crap version of the IT crowd
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Currently watching that now on DSF, and yes, I agree with you (although I'm a bit peeved as the paper said it was Man. City v. Arsenal which it obviously ain't.)Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMan Utd v Tottenham Juniors CC QF
Should be a right laugh.
Thanks Harry.
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I didn't think I'd like it but 'Modern Family' on Sky1 is very good IMO.
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Man Utd v Tottenham Juniors CC QF
Should be a right laugh.
Thanks Harry.
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