Relatives you cannot stand

[TheFaQQer]

Or, to the mother- / father-in-law "That's as maybe, but I'm still doing your daughter."

[EternalOptimist]

Ask auntie June, she should remember that, she's old

[RichardCranium]

Will be in a room full of them today. Snobby "wine bar" types. Snooty, snidey, back handed compliment,

With your help I can go armed with pithy one liners that cut them down to size. Please give generously.

Just leave your laptop on the coffee table with that post displayed.

[TheFaQQer]

If there are any single female relatives there, get the children to ask "why aren't you married yet?"

If possible, get them to follow up with "is it because you're left on the shelf?"

Any single blokes that should be married, get the kids to ask if they are gay.

[suityou01]

It was F****** horrible. 7 F**** hours of it. FFS

It got off to a bad start. Wife's cousin starts with

"Hi, suityou01, I was up your neck of the woods the other day on a course. They've started doing the place up at last. But where did the council get the money from."

Guffaw guffaw.

[OwlHoot]

It was F****** horrible. 7 F**** hours of it. FFS

It got off to a bad start. Wife's cousin starts with

"Hi, suityou01, I was up your neck of the woods the other day on a course. They've started doing the place up at last. But where did the council get the money from."

Guffaw guffaw.

If you feel that aggrieved, and want them to know it, maybe you should send the worst two or three a DVD of Abigail's Party for Christmas, with a subtly phrased card.

Once they swap notes, and realize you sent it to more than one, they'll get the message.

[BolshieBastard]

Wife's brother. An absolute twunt. He's done everything faster, slower, better, cheaper, more expensive, blah, blah, blah than anyone else.

I fecking hate it when he comes round (which thank god is only twice a year)!

[Pondlife]

If you feel that aggrieved, and want them to know it, maybe you should send the worst two or three a DVD of Abigail's Party for Christmas, with a subtly phrased card.

Once they swap notes, and realize you sent it to more than one, they'll get the message.

Great film. On a par with Nuts in May.

[bobhope]

Wife's brother. An absolute twunt. He's done everything faster, slower, better, cheaper, more expensive, blah, blah, blah than anyone else.

I fliping hate it when he comes round (which thank god is only twice a year)!

There's probably a law somewhere that says you have to have at least one person like that in your family.

Did you do house prices? I love that one.