Looks like another immigrant came here for a free edukashun

[DodgyAgent]

No, he slipped in, hidden on the back of a Roman chariot.

Dont you mean "Romanian chariot"?


http://www.hampshirecam.co.uk/review...y_caravan1.jpg

[Churchill]

I don't think JC came to Britain but his son probably did...

[xoggoth]

My research shows he was my great great...... grandfather. After so many generations, my DNA only allows me to do only one miracle but water into vodka ain't bad.

[Churchill]

My research shows he was my great great...... grandfather. After so many generations, my DNA only allows me to do only one miracle but water into vodka ain't bad.

Vodka into water... Shirley?

[DaveB]

My research shows he was my great great...... grandfather. After so many generations, my DNA only allows me to do only one miracle but water into vodka ain't bad.

I can turn Vodka into water. Does that count?

[BoredBloke]

"Church of Scotland minister Dr Gordon Strachan makes the claim in a new film entitled And Did Those Feet."

So that's what the wee ginger one is up to now that his fitbaa career is over.

[Moscow Mule]

Dont you mean "Romanian chariot"?


http://www.hampshirecam.co.uk/review...y_caravan1.jpg

<racism>
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round....
</racism>

[EternalOptimist]

If he had come here, surely it would have been in one of his parables ?

“An IT Consultant was travelling on a trip from oop Norf to Londinium, and he was attacked by Agents. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him up, and left him half dead beside the road. By chance a Banker came along. But when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. An assistant Chief constable walked over and looked at him lying there, but he also passed by on the other side. Then a despised Scouser came along, and when he saw the man, he felt compassion for him. Going over to him, the Scouser soothed his wounds with fosters and wine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his own bike and took him to an inn, where he took care of him. The next day he handed the innkeeper two bob, telling him, ‘Take care of this man. If his bill runs higher than this, I’ll pay you the next time I’m here.’ “Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the man who was attacked by agents?” Jesus asked. The man replied, “The one who showed him mercy, the scouse git.” Then Jesus said, “Yes, now go and do the same.”

[TimberWolf]

So what did Jesus do for a living anyway?