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First Date. Terrible. Sigh.

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    #51
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I certainly did!

    Mind you, a laugh is all well and good, but it doesn't keep you warm at night
    No, you need a hot water bottle for that...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #52
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I certainly did!

      Mind you, a laugh is all well and good, but it doesn't keep you warm at night
      so you want a laugh, and you want to be warmed ?
      mmm
      I know....
      I would curl up with you on the sofa and we could watch f@nny by gaslight




      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #53
        Not to worry EO, have taken the advice above and got myself a hot water bottle
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #54
          First dates are tricky for guys, all that hassle and bulltulip for the slim chance of a shag, cut to the chase and get a prozzie.

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            #55
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Not to worry EO, have taken the advice above and got myself a hot water bottle
            you have to realise , comedy is no laughing matter
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #56
              Originally posted by Toolpusher
              Did you get a cover for it too?
              That's rubbish, ha!
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #57
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                My issue with him was more about his personality and how seriously he took himself, he was hilarious.
                Wish I could have been a fly on the wall to witness his witlessness

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                  #58
                  Ho ho, t'interweb has some excellent advice for guitar dating!

                  A guitar makes you sexy! Yup, it's a no-brainer here. Girls love guys who play the guitar because it's really sexy
                  http://www.000relationships.com/towo...the-guitar.php

                  And this instructional video!

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Toolpusher
                    ...
                    Also, I think it was highly inappropriate for him to even think about asking you back to his place after just one date. He obviously had other things on his mind. Also, with all of the nutters around these days, keep an eye on your drink at all times!
                    I think is was highly inappropriate for MP to even think about going back to his place after just one date. She obviously had other things on her mind...
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      He also pulled a bit of a face when I asked for a pint of cider in the pub, commented in slightly too much detail on my post baby figure, and described himself as "spiritual". He must have drugged me to make me decide to prolong the date.
                      Oh Mary - I shoudn't laugh - I feel your pain!! But as someone else said you have to kiss a few frogs to find a prince - Crikey - I married a frog and still didn't learn my lesson!! It will work out, when you least expect it!!

                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      I think is was highly inappropriate for MP to even think about going back to his place after just one date. She obviously had other things on her mind...
                      The way most men do?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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