Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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First Date. Terrible. Sigh.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI certainly did!
Mind you, a laugh is all well and good, but it doesn't keep you warm at night
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I know....
I would curl up with you on the sofa and we could watch f@nny by gaslight
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Not to worry EO, have taken the advice above and got myself a hot water bottlePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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First dates are tricky for guys, all that hassle and bulltulip for the slim chance of a shag, cut to the chase and get a prozzie.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot to worry EO, have taken the advice above and got myself a hot water bottle(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by ToolpusherDid you get a cover for it too?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMy issue with him was more about his personality and how seriously he took himself, he was hilarious.Comment
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Ho ho, t'interweb has some excellent advice for guitar dating!
A guitar makes you sexy! Yup, it's a no-brainer here. Girls love guys who play the guitar because it's really sexy
And this instructional video!Comment
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Originally posted by Toolpusher...
Also, I think it was highly inappropriate for him to even think about asking you back to his place after just one date. He obviously had other things on his mind. Also, with all of the nutters around these days, keep an eye on your drink at all times!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHe also pulled a bit of a face when I asked for a pint of cider in the pub, commented in slightly too much detail on my post baby figure, and described himself as "spiritual". He must have drugged me to make me decide to prolong the date.
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI think is was highly inappropriate for MP to even think about going back to his place after just one date. She obviously had other things on her mind...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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