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    #21
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Why, has he got one?
    Nothing excited him quite so much as quoting the latest swine flu figures for Brazil.

    Maybe he had a Brazilian toyboy or something
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #22
      3. Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : “=rand(200,99)” (without the quotes) and hit Enter.

      It also works great on AutoCorrect. Choose a word and select =rand(200,99) as the correction. Great fun.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #23
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        3. Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : “=rand(200,99)” (without the quotes) and hit Enter.

        It also works great on AutoCorrect. Choose a word and select =rand(200,99) as the correction. Great fun.
        Now I'll have to use that as a prank before the year is out.
        Auto correct "the" to “=rand(200,99)"
        Coffee's for closers

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          #24
          1. Drag all your important documents to the recycle bin.
          2. Click bin and choose empty recycle bin.

          At first it looks like you have irretrievably lost all your important documents.

          3. Open up a command window
          4. Type del.exe -bin -magic1

          All you important documents are back!

          A superb tip. Try it on your hiring managers PC and watch his face. Priceless.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            1. Drag all your important documents to the recycle bin.
            2. Click bin and choose empty recycle bin.

            At first it looks like you have irretrievably lost all your important documents.

            3. Open up a command window
            4. Type del.exe -bin -magic1

            All you important documents are back!

            A superb tip. Try it on your hiring managers PC and watch his face. Priceless.

            you bastad, that did not work

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              #26
              Number 2

              Yes you can

              md \\.\C:\con

              Go on, try it, you know you want to.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                you bastad, that did not work


                Apparently, if you type the word "Gullible" in Cell AZ:16336, it replaces it's automatically with "Credulous".
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #28
                  That Word thing is a documented feature. Further proof that most people only use about five percent[*] of Word's features, and that exactly zero users read documentation

                  [*]Of course MS now have to keep supporting it all, because everybody uses a different five percent...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post


                    Apparently, if you type the word "Gullible" in Cell AZ:16336, it replaces it's automatically with "Credulous".
                    I tried that but it said 'gullible' is a spelling error.

                    It's not in my pocket dictionary either.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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