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What happens when the remote batteries run out?Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. -
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostWhat happens when the remote batteries run out?
The father-of-two is resigned to having the muscles in his bionic bottom replaced every five years."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI think he has a bit more than that to worry about....
The father-of-two is resigned to having the muscles in his bionic bottom replaced every five yearsHopefully not too much muscle needs to be used.
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Originally posted by mace View PostIt's early days, there's bound to be a few "accidents"
“It’s like a chubby little mobile phone,” he said. “You switch it on and off, just like switching on the TV."Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostFor something like this it must be better to use muscle from his knee than his elbow.Comment
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