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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostFor something like this it must be better to use muscle from his knee than his elbow.
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Originally posted by mace View PostIt's early days, there's bound to be a few "accidents"
“It’s like a chubby little mobile phone,” he said. “You switch it on and off, just like switching on the TV."
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Originally posted by mace View Post
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI think he has a bit more than that to worry about....
The father-of-two is resigned to having the muscles in his bionic bottom replaced every five yearsHopefully not too much muscle needs to be used.
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