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And The 1,000,000th CUK Post Was...
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Will dere be a party? With laydeez?
I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it. -
There's always a party in TPDOriginally posted by Prickles View PostWill dere be a party? With laydeez?

Not just with laydeez - with bananas too!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you all.
Mwah! Mwah!
I could not have done it without you.
Of course I must give special thanks to sasguru for starting 'Test Please Delete' and AtW for 'Word associations'. It is the inspiration of such greats that the rest of us can only follow.
Whilst Fortune Green has been made immortal by 'One-A-Day', the pure elegant simplicity of NickFitz's 'The Counting Thread' has saved many another thread from strangling itself to death.
Special mentions must go to those astounding drivellers:
zeitghost, Scourer, sasguru, AtW, DimPrawn and Churchill who have each voluntarily provided over 1% of the million posts on CUK. What a sacrifice. What dedication.
And we must never forget the moderators who care for us and look after us, tending us with our every need.
But then there are the thousands of others who have contributed: all the "WHS" and "How do I get SC clearance" posters that made this immense feat a possibility.
So may I take this opportunity to say: it's Friday lunchtime (this applies to you too, Gonzo) so the weekend starts here - let the party begin!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Nice pali.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThank you, thank you, thank you all.
Mwah! Mwah!
I could not have done it without you.
Of course I must give special thanks to sasguru for starting 'Test Please Delete' and AtW for 'Word associations'. It is the inspiration of such greats that the rest of us can only follow.
Whilst Fortune Green has been made immortal by 'One-A-Day', the pure elegant simplicity of NickFitz's 'The Counting Thread' has saved many another thread from strangling itself to death.
Special mentions must go to those astounding drivellers:
zeitghost, Scourer, sasguru, AtW, DimPrawn and Churchill who have each voluntarily provided over 1% of the million posts on CUK. What a sacrifice. What dedication.
And we must never forget the moderators who care for us and look after us, tending us with our every need.
But then there are the thousands of others who have contributed: all the "WHS" and "How do I get SC clearance" posters that made this immense feat a possibility.
So may I take this opportunity to say: it's Friday lunchtime (this applies to you too, Gonzo) so the weekend starts here - let the party begin!

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