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Rubber mask, bongage, whip come to mind...Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostLooking at the picture, I'm surprised she's getting it at all ... eeeewwww"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I quite like the idea of doing a screamer. I wonder what Rache is doing this weekend
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A sceamer is always good for the ego ... but an ugly screamer ...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI quite like the idea of doing a screamer. I wonder what Rache is doing this weekend

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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostA sceamer is always good for the ego ... but an ugly screamer ...
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Fair enough after a shandy and a sherbert ... but to get an ungly one to move in with you and do it night after night after night ... manOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno scrupesComment
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He's no oil painting either, I doubt he was ever gonna get the pick of the litter, so to speakOriginally posted by Jeebo72 View PostFair enough after a shandy and a sherbert ... but to get an ungly one to move in with you and do it night after night after night ... man
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OK, OK. I think we've established you wouldn'tOriginally posted by Jeebo72 View PostFair enough after a shandy and a sherbert ... but to get an ungly one to move in with you and do it night after night after night ... man
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