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A noise annoys a neighbour (or two).

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    #11
    Petite blonde temptress waiting for your call, 0898... £1 a min
    Last edited by gingerjedi; 10 November 2009, 15:49.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Indeed.

      Sex is all very well, but you just can't beat a good pot noodle.

      Or two.
      I saw Dave Spikey on Friday, he said the only time a man thinks he's up to doing it twice is before he's finished the first.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        OK, OK. I think we've established you wouldn't

        Glad I made myself clear ... tho' i've done worse

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

          What's that about then?
          Problem is you only paid for 1 hour. If you'd paid for two ..

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

            What's that about then?
            That's never happened to me, finishing the job affects me like a general anaesthetic.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
              Problem is you only paid for 1 hour. If you'd paid for two ..
              An hour? What do you do with the other 45 mins? ( Allowing for the cigarette ).
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

                What's that about then?
                Once bitten, twice shy?
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

                  What's that about then?
                  The solution is to have a threesome

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    However I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.



                    Doesn't stop me though.
                    FTFY
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      47 dB isn't exactly loud though is it?

                      So what is the problem...
                      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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