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Last edited by gingerjedi; 10 November 2009, 15:49.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
I saw Dave Spikey on Friday, he said the only time a man thinks he's up to doing it twice is before he's finished the first.Originally posted by zeitghostIndeed.
Sex is all very well, but you just can't beat a good pot noodle.
Or two.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOK, OK. I think we've established you wouldn't
Glad I made myself clear ... tho' i've done worse
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Problem is you only paid for 1 hour. If you'd paid for two ..Originally posted by zeitghostAnd have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?
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That's never happened to me, finishing the job affects me like a general anaesthetic.Originally posted by zeitghostAnd have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?
What's that about then?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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An hour? What do you do with the other 45 mins? ( Allowing for the cigarette ).Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostProblem is you only paid for 1 hour. If you'd paid for two ..
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Once bitten, twice shy?Originally posted by zeitghostAnd have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?
What's that about then?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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The solution is to have a threesomeOriginally posted by zeitghostAnd have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?
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FTFYOriginally posted by zeitghostHowever I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.






Doesn't stop me though.
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47 dB isn't exactly loud though is it?
So what is the problem...Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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