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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yes but you are a normal sized person. If you were a skinny little pipe-cleaner with a liver the size of a sherbet-lemon, you too would have to be careful about sniffing the cork




    - Thanks EO!
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      #12
      Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
      That is so funny, can't stop laughing ...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Is a bottle of wine too much to drink in a lunch break?

        Dishcush.
        Yesh.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Yesh.
          Thanksh.

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            yes but you are a normal sized person. If you were a skinny little pipe-cleaner with a liver the size of a sherbet-lemon, you too would have to be careful about sniffing the cork




            Yes clearly I'm a bit soft because I drink sensibly.

            Moron.
            Hard Brexit now!
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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Yes clearly I'm a bit soft because I drink sensibly.

              Moron.
              But are you equating your definition of "sensibly" to your tolerance levels?

              3 large glasses of wine (= bottle) is fine for me and isn't that unusual - 3 pints though and I'd likely be on my ear.
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Is a bottle of wine too much to drink in a lunch break?

                Dishcush.
                That's fine - just remember to step away from the 'send' button in Outlook.

                Hilarious mails sent out post lunch are never quite so funny the following day...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  That's fine - just remember to step away from the 'send' button in Outlook.

                  Hilarious mails sent out post lunch are never quite so funny the following day...
                  Too late..........

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    That's fine - just remember to step away from the 'send' button in Outlook.

                    Hilarious mails sent out post lunch are never quite so funny the following day...

                    Oh yes they most certainly are...yes sirree....but not necessarily from the senders point of view
                    I'm alright Jack

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                      Too late..........

                      You sent a sexist joke to someone in HR didn't you?
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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