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Typical Daily Mail white supremacy stuff.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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A bit unfair calling him a "hit & run driver", when (a) if he'd swerved or emergency braked to avoid it he'd have been guilty of dangerous driving, and (b) if he'd stopped and picked it up he'd have been contravening game laws*.
* the one that says you can't pick up a wild animal you've just hit, but the next person to come across it can. I think that's true, but maybe it's a rural myth.Comment
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What you do in your own time is your concern, but don't share your sordid fantasies with the rest of us please.....Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThey should get the thing stuffed and mounted.
(unless you don't mean that kind of mounted)
Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Ignore the Flubster. Tell us, do!Originally posted by Flubster View PostWhat you do in your own time is your concern, but don't share your sordid fantasies with the rest of us please...
(and did you need packing tape to stop it splitting?)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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No packing tape required. Apparently the squirrel was heard* asking "is the Prawn 'in' yet?"...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIgnore the Flubster. Tell us, do!
(and did you need packing tape to stop it splitting?)
*via a medium...obviously...Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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