Some very sad SKA news

[EternalOptimist]

The Romans had a thing about albino squirrels. They had a few hundred trained attack squirrels attached to X legion in the campaign to subdue the Helvetii. They also staged a chariot race in Circus maximus with a light chariot drawn by 200 racing squrrels versus an elephant drawn heavy chariot driven by Caligula. Unfortunately his @rse was too big to fit between the shafts.


bored bored bored

[Flubster]

Did you have to go for the reacharound to grab his nuts....

[DimPrawn]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[Flubster]

Ignore the Flubster. Tell us, do!

(and did you need packing tape to stop it splitting?)

No packing tape required. Apparently the squirrel was heard* asking "is the Prawn 'in' yet?"...

*via a medium...obviously...

[RichardCranium]

What you do in your own time is your concern, but don't share your sordid fantasies with the rest of us please...

Ignore the Flubster. Tell us, do!

(and did you need packing tape to stop it splitting?)

[Flubster]

They should get the thing stuffed and mounted.

What you do in your own time is your concern, but don't share your sordid fantasies with the rest of us please.....

(unless you don't mean that kind of mounted)

[DimPrawn]

They should get the thing stuffed and mounted.

[thunderlizard]

A bit unfair calling him a "hit & run driver", when (a) if he'd swerved or emergency braked to avoid it he'd have been guilty of dangerous driving, and (b) if he'd stopped and picked it up he'd have been contravening game laws*.


* the one that says you can't pick up a wild animal you've just hit, but the next person to come across it can. I think that's true, but maybe it's a rural myth.

[suityou01]

Oh FFS

[AtW]

[TimberWolf]

Sounds like it ended up a red squirrel.

[RichardCranium]

Typical Daily Mail white supremacy stuff.

[DimPrawn]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...no-rodent.html