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SKA news - we've hired a contractor

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    SKA news - we've hired a contractor

    £20/hour, he should come any time now (does not seem being punctual) and fix the white boards to the wall.


    #2
    Pay peanuts....
    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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      #3
      Make sure you invite him to staff meetings - and then dispose of him if he doesn't turn up!

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        #4
        Originally posted by b0redom View Post
        Pay peanuts....

        .... get squirrels ?

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          #5
          Ever thought about hiring a 'female' contractor AtW?

          Sure you could negotiate a good hourly rate, first time hirer and all that.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            £20/hour, he should come any time now (does not seem being punctual) and fix the white boards to the wall.

            you are not allowed to say that. It's a pale board, as opposed to a darker board - Snaw
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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              you are not allowed to say that. It's a pale board, as opposed to a darker board - Snaw
              Darker board? frakkin racist

              What I think you mean is a colour neutral board
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                £20/hour, he should come any time now (does not seem being punctual) and fix the white boards to the wall.


                Have a laugh and put him through all the permie type stuff.
                Performance review.
                Medical history form
                Next of kin form
                Green travel policy
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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