SKA news - we've hired a contractor

[Paddy]

£20/hour, he should come any time now (does not seem being punctual) and fix the white boards to the wall.

Have a laugh and put him through all the permie type stuff.
Performance review.
Medical history form
Next of kin form
Green travel policy

[Spacecadet]

you are not allowed to say that. It's a pale board, as opposed to a darker board - Snaw

Darker board? frakkin racist

What I think you mean is a colour neutral board

[EternalOptimist]

£20/hour, he should come any time now (does not seem being punctual) and fix the white boards to the wall.

you are not allowed to say that. It's a pale board, as opposed to a darker board - Snaw

[snaw]

Ever thought about hiring a 'female' contractor AtW?

Sure you could negotiate a good hourly rate, first time hirer and all that.

[Platypus]

Pay peanuts....

.... get squirrels ?

[Tingles]

Make sure you invite him to staff meetings - and then dispose of him if he doesn't turn up!

[b0redom]

Pay peanuts....

[AtW]

£20/hour, he should come any time now (does not seem being punctual) and fix the white boards to the wall.