Official - Britons becoming more stupid. Doomed!

[Pondlife]

4 youths are all listening to stolen iPods on their headphones outside the shopping centre. Two are wearing red gang colours and two are wearing blue.

Who is the first person to correctly stab an opposing gang member?

[Doggy Styles]

In a circle of nine men, each man is inspecting the bottom of the one in front of him.

[sasguru]

In a circle of nine men, each man is inspecting the bottom of the one in front of him.

You've been to one of HAB's parties?

[Board Game Geek]

Yeah, but, no but, yeah but, no, right ?

Wayne and Chantelle have 5 kids, 3 of which are not Wayne's, and 1 of which Chantelle cannot remember coz she was tanked round the back of Zeelo's nightclub, and the other is Wayne's, she is dead cert like.

Of the 3 kids of whom Wayne is definitely not the father, 1 is a boy and the other 2 are girls. The boy is of a different ethnic mix than his 2 sisters, which implies his father is not the same as the 2 girls.

However, one of the girls is also of a unique ethnic group, which NONE of the other 4 children share at all.

Wayne is from Scotland, and Chantelle is from Essex, however one of them also has a unique ethnic background. (Hint : It's not Wayne)

The question is as follows.

If Chantelle cheats on Wayne at her cousin's wedding next month, and gets up the duff, how much extra will she get in Child Benefits for another bay-bee ?