Official - Britons becoming more stupid. Doomed!

[Board Game Geek]

Yeah, but, no but, yeah but, no, right ?

Wayne and Chantelle have 5 kids, 3 of which are not Wayne's, and 1 of which Chantelle cannot remember coz she was tanked round the back of Zeelo's nightclub, and the other is Wayne's, she is dead cert like.

Of the 3 kids of whom Wayne is definitely not the father, 1 is a boy and the other 2 are girls. The boy is of a different ethnic mix than his 2 sisters, which implies his father is not the same as the 2 girls.

However, one of the girls is also of a unique ethnic group, which NONE of the other 4 children share at all.

Wayne is from Scotland, and Chantelle is from Essex, however one of them also has a unique ethnic background. (Hint : It's not Wayne)

The question is as follows.

If Chantelle cheats on Wayne at her cousin's wedding next month, and gets up the duff, how much extra will she get in Child Benefits for another bay-bee ?

[sasguru]

In a circle of nine men, each man is inspecting the bottom of the one in front of him.

You've been to one of HAB's parties?

[Doggy Styles]

In a circle of nine men, each man is inspecting the bottom of the one in front of him.

[Pondlife]

4 youths are all listening to stolen iPods on their headphones outside the shopping centre. Two are wearing red gang colours and two are wearing blue.

Who is the first person to correctly stab an opposing gang member?

[thunderlizard]

A Typical Question from the Teenager IQ Test

Shardannay is stabbing Beethovenice, but Beethovenice is stabbing Chelsey.

Shardannay is pregnant, but Chelsey is not.

Is a pregnant person stabbing a non-pregnant person?

[Doggy Styles]

Like A-levels the test must be getting easier. Or harder, which is it?

[DiscoStu]

As a young low IQ Cukker, no, you shouldn't

[sasguru]

As a younger Cukker should I be offended by that?

As a young low IQ Cukker, no, you shouldn't

[DiscoStu]

This will not be a surprise to the older Cukker.

As a younger Cukker should I be offended by that?

[sasguru]

I blame Google.



Also, would be interesting to see if the US saw a drop at any point during the period.

It didn't. American kids, in general, are not as degenerate as the ones here

[EternalOptimist]

This will not be a surprise to the older Cukker.

yeaaargh , I am a cukold


that's bad isnt it?

[Clippy]

I blame Google.

The trend marks an abrupt reversal of the so-called "Flynn effect" which has seen IQ scores rise year on year, among all age groups, in most industrialised countries throughout the past century.

Also, would be interesting to see if the US saw a drop at any point during the period.

[sasguru]

This will not be a surprise to the older Cukker.

[sasguru]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...years-ago.html