The rise of the Herbivorous Man

[DimPrawn]

Well don't know about being a herbivore - but I'd rather be that than some pig-ugly fooker who needs to bring his bank balance into the frame when trying to chat up girls.

and My ///M Sport keyring. That helps too.

[OrangeHopper]

Do you reckon they use a big manly industrial looking PC or a dainty little Apple Mac as a computer?

But then I have three Macs!

[cojak]

Phew. I don't tick any of these boxes.

<looks innocent...>

Guyliners were not used in the making of this article.

(they were thought of during the reading of it, however...)

[cojak]

... if you exclude the heavy drinking/icecream wearing bit...

[EternalOptimist]

Well don't know about being a herbivore - but I'd rather be that than some pig-ugly fooker who needs to bring his bank balance into the frame when trying to chat up girls.

to be a proper girly man, you need to be

skinny
weedy
afraid of he-men
nice

you need to work more on number 4

[Spacecadet]

and My ///M Sport keyring. That helps too.

does it conceal the rohypnol?

[sasguru]

to be a proper girly man, you need to be

skinny
weedy
afraid of he-men
nice

you need to work more on number 4

To be a real he-man you need:

to not have a paunch
have some brains


You need to work on all of the above

[ThomasSoerensen]

But then I have three Macs!

girly times 3 equals what?