Reply to: The rise of the Herbivorous Man

[ThomasSoerensen]

But then I have three Macs!

girly times 3 equals what?

[sasguru]

to be a proper girly man, you need to be

skinny
weedy
afraid of he-men
nice

you need to work more on number 4

To be a real he-man you need:

to not have a paunch
have some brains


You need to work on all of the above

[Spacecadet]

and My ///M Sport keyring. That helps too.

does it conceal the rohypnol?

[EternalOptimist]

Well don't know about being a herbivore - but I'd rather be that than some pig-ugly fooker who needs to bring his bank balance into the frame when trying to chat up girls.

to be a proper girly man, you need to be

skinny
weedy
afraid of he-men
nice

you need to work more on number 4

[cojak]

... if you exclude the heavy drinking/icecream wearing bit...

[cojak]

Phew. I don't tick any of these boxes.

<looks innocent...>

Guyliners were not used in the making of this article.

(they were thought of during the reading of it, however...)

[OrangeHopper]

Do you reckon they use a big manly industrial looking PC or a dainty little Apple Mac as a computer?

But then I have three Macs!

[DimPrawn]

Well don't know about being a herbivore - but I'd rather be that than some pig-ugly fooker who needs to bring his bank balance into the frame when trying to chat up girls.

and My ///M Sport keyring. That helps too.

[sasguru]

Or sasgurus as they are known on CUK.

Well don't know about being a herbivore - but I'd rather be that than some pig-ugly fooker who needs to bring his bank balance into the frame when trying to chat up girls.

[DimPrawn]

Do you reckon they use a big manly industrial looking PC or a dainty little Apple Mac as a computer?

[OrangeHopper]

No, but I suspect a lot on here can recognise the, "Look at my car, it's bigger than yours!"

[DimPrawn]

Or metrosexuals as they are known dahn sarf

Or sasgurus as they are known on CUK.

[darmstadt]

Or poofs, as they are known oop north.

Or metrosexuals as they are known dahn sarf

[DimPrawn]

Herbivores are shy and quiet. They seek the friendship of women and spurn aggressive dating. They are thrifty and abhor consumerism. They like quiet evenings in with friends rather than drinking till they vomit in the izakaya bars of Tokyo.

Or poofs, as they are known oop north.

[NetwkSupport]

Herbivores are shy and quiet. They seek the friendship of women and spurn aggressive dating. They are thrifty and abhor consumerism. They like quiet evenings in with friends rather than drinking till they vomit in the izakaya bars of Tokyo. They are the antithesis of the macho Japanese salarymen, on whose long-suffering shoulders modern Japan was built.

So effectively they are gay boys who either havent come out the closet or are are straight men that act like gay men. whats the world coming to.