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Does programming make you smarter ?

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    #21
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    mmm, still a big number
    no its not
    £1000.00

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      #22
      Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
      no its not
      £1000.00
      Andy, how do you want me ??



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        #23
        Originally posted by juststarting View Post
        Does programming make you smarter ?
        No.

        I've met some very attractive geeks btw. I think geek=ugly is an old Cobol programmers tale
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #24
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          True story.

          I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

          She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

          I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

          She was surprisingly a lot more interested.
          If she'd been a programmer she would have spotted the minus sign at the start.

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            #25
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            If she'd been a programmer she would have spotted the minus sign at the start.
            What she didn't spot was the balance was in binary.

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              #26
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              What she didn't spot was the balance was in binary.

              Mind you, £64 is probably impressive in Swindon

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                #27
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Mind you, £64 is probably impressive in Swindon
                Watch out for the overflow!

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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