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    #11
    http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/0...084b5358_h.jpg

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      #12
      yep, thats one of 'em
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Tell them your Daily Rate and you will get laid.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Diestl View Post
          Tell them your Daily Rate and you will get laid.
          True story.

          I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

          She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

          I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

          She was surprisingly a lot more interested.

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            True story.

            I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

            She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

            I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

            She was surprisingly a lot more interested.

            God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.
              Face like a roof felter's nailbag.

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                #17
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                True story.

                I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

                She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

                I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

                She was surprisingly a lot more interested.
                How much did you pay

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.
                  six figures ????

                  I would have sh@gged him myself



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    six figures ????


                    In his Turkish lira account.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      In his Turkish lira account.
                      mmm, still a big number
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                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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