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yep, thats one of 'emOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post(\__/)
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True story.Originally posted by Diestl View PostTell them your Daily Rate and you will get laid.
I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.
She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".
I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".
She was surprisingly a lot more interested.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostTrue story.
I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.
She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".
I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".
She was surprisingly a lot more interested.
God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.Hard Brexit now!
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Face like a roof felter's nailbag.Originally posted by sasguru View PostGod you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.Comment
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How much did you payOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostTrue story.
I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.
She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".
I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".
She was surprisingly a lot more interested.
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six figures ????Originally posted by sasguru View PostGod you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.
I would have sh@gged him myself
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsix figures ????

In his Turkish lira account.Hard Brexit now!
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mmm, still a big numberOriginally posted by sasguru View PostIn his Turkish lira account.(\__/)
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