Reply to: Does programming make you smarter ?

[bogeyman]

Mind you, £64 is probably impressive in Swindon

Watch out for the overflow!

[NickFitz]

What she didn't spot was the balance was in binary.

Mind you, £64 is probably impressive in Swindon

[DimPrawn]

If she'd been a programmer she would have spotted the minus sign at the start.

What she didn't spot was the balance was in binary.

[NickFitz]

True story.

I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

She was surprisingly a lot more interested.

If she'd been a programmer she would have spotted the minus sign at the start.

[Zippy]

Does programming make you smarter ?

No.

I've met some very attractive geeks btw. I think geek=ugly is an old Cobol programmers tale

[EternalOptimist]

no its not
£1000.00

Andy, how do you want me ??

[Andy2]

mmm, still a big number

no its not
£1000.00

[EternalOptimist]

In his Turkish lira account.

mmm, still a big number

[sasguru]

six figures ????

In his Turkish lira account.

[EternalOptimist]

God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.

six figures ????

I would have sh@gged him myself

[Andy2]

True story.

I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

She was surprisingly a lot more interested.

How much did you pay

[DimPrawn]

God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.

Face like a roof felter's nailbag.

[sasguru]

True story.

I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

She was surprisingly a lot more interested.

God you must be one ugly fooker to resort to that.

[DimPrawn]

Tell them your Daily Rate and you will get laid.

True story.

I once handed a piece of paper to a girl in a wine bar with a 6 digit number on it.

She said "I don't want want your phone number thanks".

I said, "That's not my phone number, that's my bank balance".

She was surprisingly a lot more interested.

[Diestl]

Tell them your Daily Rate and you will get laid.