Useless celebrities - add yours here

**cailin maith** · 4 November 2009, 12:29

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'll start:

Peaches Geldof

Agreed... famous for having famous parents - rubbish!

**fckvwls** · 4 November 2009, 12:30

By useless do you mean those that irritate or those with very little apparent talent?

Calum Best
Jordan

**Hawkeye** · 4 November 2009, 12:30

Paris Hilton!

**Spacecadet** · 4 November 2009, 12:31

Originally posted by fckvwls View Post

Jordan

Supporting those huge airbags takes a fair bit of talent

**wurzel** · 4 November 2009, 12:33

Myleene Klass. A classic example of someone who keeps reinventing herself to get her ass on TV. She started out in a web version of Big Brother called the Doll's House - just a house full of chicks with a webcam in each one's bedroom. Then she was in that manufactured girls band, then she re appears as a classical musician, then she's suddenly got a degree in astrophysics and wants to take over from Patrick Moore, then she pops up on political programmes like This Week & I think she was on QT too & then the One Show. Oh, she does a bit of modelling too. On paper doing all these things you'd say she was far from useless but I'm afraid I don't buy it.

**DiscoStu** · 4 November 2009, 12:33

Scott Mills, purely because he says "off of" instead of "from"

**sasguru** · 4 November 2009, 12:34

Originally posted by fckvwls View Post

By useless do you mean those that irritate or those with very little apparent talent?

I mean those with a talent for irritation

**DimPrawn** · 4 November 2009, 12:35

SELECT *
FROM Celebrities

HTH

**stillooking** · 4 November 2009, 12:39

Originally posted by wurzel View Post

Myleene Klass. A classic example of someone who keeps reinventing herself to get her ass on TV. She started out in a web version of Big Brother called the Doll's House - just a house full of chicks with a webcam in each one's bedroom. Then she was in that manufactured girls band, then she re appears as a classical musician, then she's suddenly got a degree in astrophysics and wants to take over from Patrick Moore, then she pops up on political programmes like This Week & I think she was on QT too & then the One Show. Oh, she does a bit of modelling too. On paper doing all these things you'd say she was far from useless but I'm afraid I don't buy it.

whs, she is very irritating but unlike yrs truly she's got a good agent

Useless celebrities - add yours here