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    #31
    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    Kai Wayne

    <<Placeholder for now>>
    The Sun: -

    Spud-faced toddler in Kindergarten punch up row

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #32
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      I bet you read that in Hello
      If a Hello "journalist" could spell vacuum, let alone know what it means, I'd be impressed!
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #33
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        If a Hello "journalist" could spell vacuum, let alone know what it means, I'd be impressed!
        They would probably know it as a Dyson
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #34
          Originally posted by *Alterego View Post
          Paris Hilton!
          Why? Nothing better on TV than the two series, "My new British Best Friend" or "My new American Best Friend".

          What`s up with you people, open your eyes and see the talent.


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            #35
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Sarah Kennedy, she is next to useless as a radio presenter.

            I can only assume the BBC are scared of sacking a lady of a certain age.
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              #36
              Davina Maccall
              Jimmy Carr

              + those already mentioned.
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                #37
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                I though that went without saying.

                I hear he's leaving his breakfast slot as listeners are switching off in droves.
                Unfortunatly he's said he isn't.

                See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  SELECT *
                  FROM Celebrities

                  HTH
                  WHS

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    SELECT *
                    FROM Celebrities

                    HTH
                    Where Name <> "Patrick Moore", "David Attenborough", ...


                    umm, struggling now, there must be a few more. Kate Humble, Paxman?

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                      #40
                      Cheryl Cole

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