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Jack Tweed (?) Jade Goodys "husband", oh, and her as wellWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostVictoria Beckham
Crap singer, crap model, crap designer, crap posing for photos, crap oh what's the use - crap at everything. Except luckiest woman alive.
I quite like Myleene Klass though.Comment
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Originally posted by stingman123 View PostJack Tweed (?) Jade Goodys "husband", oh, and her as wellComment
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostMyleene Klass. A classic example of someone who keeps reinventing herself to get her ass on TV. She started out in a web version of Big Brother called the Doll's House - just a house full of chicks with a webcam in each one's bedroom. Then she was in that manufactured girls band, then she re appears as a classical musician, then she's suddenly got a degree in astrophysics and wants to take over from Patrick Moore, then she pops up on political programmes like This Week & I think she was on QT too & then the One Show. Oh, she does a bit of modelling too. On paper doing all these things you'd say she was far from useless but I'm afraid I don't buy it.
Peaches Geldof is only famous because of the poor and starving poeple in Africa. If it wasn't for them then Geldof wouldn't have become famous for Live Aid, which he's managed to do very nicely out of, and she wouldn't be famous for being his sprog.
So before you start pointing the finger at her, blame those millions of starving people who died to make her famous in Africa. F**kers!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostShe's dead, JimWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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It's not the celebs that annoy me.... it's the fact that people's lives are so sadly unfulfilled that they prefer to fill the vacuum with the vacuous than do something worthwhile and rewarding.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostIt's not the celebs that annoy me.... it's the fact that people's lives are so sadly unfulfilled that they prefer to fill the vacuum with the vacuous than do something worthwhile and rewarding.Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostIt's not the celebs that annoy me.... it's the fact that people's lives are so sadly unfulfilled that they prefer to fill the vacuum with the vacuous than do something worthwhile and rewarding.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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