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You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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If a Hello "journalist" could spell vacuum, let alone know what it means, I'd be impressed!Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI bet you read that in Hello
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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They would probably know it as a DysonOriginally posted by hyperD View PostIf a Hello "journalist" could spell vacuum, let alone know what it means, I'd be impressed!
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Why? Nothing better on TV than the two series, "My new British Best Friend" or "My new American Best Friend".Originally posted by *Alterego View PostParis Hilton!
What`s up with you people, open your eyes and see the talent.
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WHSOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostSarah Kennedy, she is next to useless as a radio presenter.
I can only assume the BBC are scared of sacking a lady of a certain age.
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Unfortunatly he's said he isn't.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI though that went without saying.
I hear he's leaving his breakfast slot as listeners are switching off in droves.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Where Name <> "Patrick Moore", "David Attenborough", ...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSELECT *
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umm, struggling now, there must be a few more. Kate Humble, Paxman?Comment
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