Help! How should I get paid?

[Zippy]

Yay BBQ

Try not to burn the shed down this time though.

[Amiga500]

Gaffer tape? Is that the brown parcel stuff?

No, that'd be parcel tape!

[Zippy]

Ah... <still none the wiser >

I love the internet

[realityhack]

Will it taste like chicken?

It's apparently supposed to taste more like pork.

Anyway - he hasn't moved since we poured the salt onto him - I say he's been properly marinated by now.

I suggest we retire to the back garden, fairly quickly. Someone grab the booze, a sharp knife, and some barbeque utensils.

[cailin maith]

No, that'd be parcel tape!

Oh yeah

I love the internet

Thanks Zip!

It's apparently supposed to taste more like pork.

That'll do!

[Zippy]

I got the booze!

[cailin maith]

I got the booze!

Good 'cos I'm thirsty again

[realityhack]

Brilliant. Nice warm glow coming from the house now. It'll be ready to cook with in an hour or so I think. Get some cocktails on the go, girls, while I prepare the kebabs.

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[cailin maith]

Brilliant. Nice warm glow coming from the house now. It'll be ready to cook with in an hour or so I think. Get some cocktails on the go, girls, while I prepare the kebabs.

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How bout Melon Balls... such an under rated cocktail - any takers?

[realityhack]

How bout Melon Balls... such an under rated cocktail - any takers?

Those aren't melon balls.

Although, once peeled, they could pass off as melon balls. Here you go.