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    #41
    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    That's not all you lot are missing
    Sorry AP - I'll get some tweezers and we'll sort the glass out.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Are there any glasses left or do I have to drink out of the bottle too?
      <trips>

      Sorry Stu - didn't see you there mate

      Go limited co
      Ah Zippy - how are you?

      Have a slug, while you are waiting!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #43
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Sorry AP - I'll get some tweezers and we'll sort the glass out.

        Cellotape. Works wonders.

        Oi CM, pace yerself girl!

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          #44
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Ah Zippy - how are you?

          Have a slug, while you are waiting!!
          Nice. Very alternative aperitifs, bit chewy though.

          Perhaps they'll taste nicer once microwaved. I'll just pop them in this roasting tin and put them in for an hour on full power.

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            #45
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            It all depends... I imagine the congregation will be happy to answer your questions if you answer some of ours first:

            Have you ever flown a Tornado with a bowl of spaghetti balanced in your lap?

            Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

            Do you like films about gladiators?

            Have you ever licked the chutney spoon then put it back?

            RH
            Ooo.

            Nope, yes, some of them, of course.

            Thanks in advance for the answers to mine.

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              #46
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Ah Zippy - how are you?

              Have a slug, while you are waiting!!
              Cheers
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #47
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Nice. Very alternative aperitifs, bit chewy though.
                Cool. I like alternative.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #48
                  I wonder how many wives ConfusedContractor has?
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Nice. Very alternative aperitifs, bit chewy though.

                    Perhaps they'll taste nicer once microwaved. I'll just pop them in this roasting tin and put them in for an hour on full power.
                    Bleugh... not real slugs RH - anyway I thought you only liked microwaved hamsters
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I wonder how many wives ConfusedContractor has?
                      Why? Are you planning on being #7?

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