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    #51
    7 wives... what is he? Mad??!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #52
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      7 wives... what is he? Mad??!!
      Perhaps he likes wedding cake?

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        #53
        I think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
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          #54
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          I think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
          You need to talk to RH! He's fixeted on microwaves and what he can put in them!

          Whats that smell - Stu, did you get in the shower?
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #55
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            I think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
            It's the slugs making the noise, they're being attacked by the hamster!

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              #56
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Isn't that what the Selotape(tm) is for?

              Gaffer tape is better though.

              Oooops.

              Did I say that aloud?
              Gaffer tape? Is that the brown parcel stuff?
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #57
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Gaffer tape? Is that the brown parcel stuff?
                Its the silver stuff used by musicians and alien lizards.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
                  Erm...

                  Has anyone seen a fire extinguisher anywhere?

                  Failing that - anyone up for a barbeque?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Its the silver stuff used by musicians and alien lizards.
                    Ah... <still none the wiser >
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Erm...

                      Has anyone seen a fire extinguisher anywhere?

                      Failing that - anyone up for a barbeque?
                      Will it taste like chicken?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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