7 wives... what is he? Mad??!!
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Perhaps he likes wedding cake?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post7 wives... what is he? Mad??!!Comment
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I think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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You need to talk to RH! He's fixeted on microwaves and what he can put in them!Originally posted by Zippy View PostI think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
Whats that smell - Stu, did you get in the shower?Bazza gets caught
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It's the slugs making the noise, they're being attacked by the hamster!Originally posted by Zippy View PostI think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
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Gaffer tape? Is that the brown parcel stuff?Originally posted by zeitghostIsn't that what the Selotape(tm) is for?
Gaffer tape is better though.
Oooops.
Did I say that aloud?Bazza gets caught
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Its the silver stuff used by musicians and alien lizards.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGaffer tape? Is that the brown parcel stuff?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Erm...Originally posted by Zippy View PostI think we've got a bit of a situation in the kitchen. I'm sure the microwave isn't supposed to be making thise funny noises...
Has anyone seen a fire extinguisher anywhere?
Failing that - anyone up for a barbeque?Comment
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Ah... <still none the wiserOriginally posted by Zippy View PostIts the silver stuff used by musicians and alien lizards.
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Bazza gets caught
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Will it taste like chicken?Originally posted by realityhack View PostErm...
Has anyone seen a fire extinguisher anywhere?
Failing that - anyone up for a barbeque?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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