I set fire to my bed playing with matches as a kid.
I ran to the bathroom filled a plastic bowl full of water and extinguished it just in time.
I ran to the bathroom filled a plastic bowl full of water and extinguished it just in time.
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I tested whether I could ride my bike down the street with my eyes closed.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Got my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.
So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out
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Did you manage to find it on the way back ?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGot my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.
So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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