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Previously on "Stupid things you've done..."
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Got my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.
So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out
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I tested whether I could ride my bike down the street with my eyes closed.
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I set fire to my bed playing with matches as a kid.
I ran to the bathroom filled a plastic bowl full of water and extinguished it just in time.
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It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.Originally posted by ASB View Post
Anyway, consider yourself lucky you spent 4 days in that local hospital and survived.
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Hey GJ, just enter the beach race next year. I know this years was a bit of a disaster zone - no change there - but you sound ideally prepared for next years (I'm pretty sure it will happen).
Anyway, consider yourself lucky you spent 4 days in that local hospital and survived.
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Ate a half quarter before pitching a tent in the middle of a forrest outside Aberfoyle, woke up and decided to head to the pub not knowing which way the road was, ended up crawling about a pine forrest for 3 hours in total pitch black stoned out my box.
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....or sit next to you on a bus.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWhile studying in my uni residence I found my floppy fringe was getting in the way. So I dug out a clean pair of underpants to wrap round my head and tuck in at the back, sort of like a pirate, to keep my hair of my eyes.
Half an hour later, I had to look something up, and set off for the library to find the reference.
After walking through the middle of a busy town, and spending quite a while in the crowded library, I saw myself in a mirror and realized the pants were still on my head.
You'd naturally imagine that passers by stare at lunatics. But I can say from personal experience that the opposite is true - When you look like one, nobody wants to catch your eye.
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Years ago while studying in my uni residence I found my floppy fringe was getting in the way. So I dug out a clean pair of underpants to wrap round my head and tuck in at the back, sort of like a pirate, to keep my hair out of my eyes.
Half an hour later, I had to look something up, and set off for the library to find the reference.
After walking through the middle of a busy town, and spending quite a while in the crowded library, I saw myself in a mirror and realized the pants were still on my head.
You'd naturally imagine that passers by stare at lunatics. But I can say from personal experience that the opposite is true - When you look like one, nobody wants to catch your eye.Last edited by OwlHoot; 29 October 2009, 20:48.
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Don't know what the current was but it had a helluva kick, my arm was numb for hours.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWell the obvious guess must be wrong, because you're still with us.
(unless you're someone posting with a ouija board, or it was a low amperage)
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